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[from trailer]
Bruce Wayne: I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight. But this is different. They crossed the line.
Alfred Pennyworth: You crossed the line first, sir. You hammered them. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand. Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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Detective Wuertz: Dent! Jesus, I thought you was dead!
Two-Face: Half...
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Harvey Dent: Rachel's told me everything about you.
Bruce Wayne: I certainly hope not.
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[from trailer]
The Joker: And tonight, you're gonna break your one rule...
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Gotham National Bank Manager: The criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in? What do you believe in!
The Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.
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[from trailer]
The Joker: [to Batman] You've changed things... forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak... like me!
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[from trailer]
Mayor: [regarding The Joker] What do we got?
Lt. James Gordon: Nothing. No name, no other alias. Clothing is... custom. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint.
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[from trailer]
The Joker: Evening, Commissioner...
[smacks his lips]
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[from trailer]
The Joker: Why... so... serious?
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The Joker: [to Rachel] A little fight in ya. I like that.
Batman: Then you're going to love me.
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Bruce Wayne: People are dying. What would you have me do?
Alfred Pennyworth: Endure. You can be the outcast. You can make the choice that no one else will face - the right choice. Gotham needs you.
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[from trailer]
The Joker: Let's put a smile on that face!
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[from trailer]
The Joker: [to Batman] Come on, hit me!
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[from trailer]
Lucius Fox: Now that's more like it, Mr. Wayne.
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[from trailer]
The Joker: It's all... part of the plan.
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Grumpy: I'm bettin' The Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash.
The Joker: No, no. I kill the bus driver.
Grumpy: Bus driver? What bus driver?
[a school bus drives through the wall and kills Grumpy]
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Happy: So why do they call him "The Joker"?
Dopey: I heard he wears make-up.
Happy: Make-up?
Dopey: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.
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[from trailer]
The Joker: This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them. Tell your men they work for me now. This is *my* city.
The Chechen: They won't work for a freak...
The Joker: [mocking his accent] A freak...
[pulls out his switchblade and tosses it to some goons who grabs the Chechen]
The Joker: Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money. It's about sending a message.
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Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
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Harvey Dent: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming!
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Harvey Dent: You're Alfred, right?
Alfred Pennyworth: That's right, sir.
Harvey Dent: [about Rachel] Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?
Alfred Pennyworth: Oh, you have no idea.
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[from trailer]
The Joker: Where do we begin? A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened?
Gamble: So what are you proposing?
The Joker: It's simple: Kill the Batman.
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[from trailer]
[the Joker and his thugs burst into a Gotham ball]
The Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We're tonight's entertainment.
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[taking out a joker card and setting it on the table]
The Joker: Here's my card.
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Alfred Pennyworth: Know your limits, Master Wayne.
Bruce Wayne: Batman has no limits.
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[from trailer]
The Joker: Where is Harvey Dent? I'll settle for his love ones...
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Batman: [to The Joker] You wanted me, here I am.
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Bruce Wayne: [to Rachel] You know that day you once told me about, when Gotham would no longer need Batman? It's coming.
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[from trailer]
[the Joker holds Rachel over the edge of a building]
Batman: Let her go.
The Joker: Ooh... very poor choice of words.
[laughs as he lets go]
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The Joker: I Love This Job!
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The Joker: Introduce a little anarchy... Upset the established order... Well then everyone loses their minds!
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[from trailer]
Alfred Pennyworth: Will you be wanting the Batpod, sir?
Bruce Wayne: In the middle of the day, Alfred? Not very subtle.
Alfred Pennyworth: The Lamborgini, then? Much more subtle!
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[from trailer]
Batman: Why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: I don't want to kill you. What would I do without you?
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The Joker: I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.
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The Joker: I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.
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The Joker: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
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The Joker: [looks directly at Dinner Guest] You know, you remind of my father.
[takes a knife to dinner guest's neck]
The Joker: ... I hated my father!
